Men are like....{sorry guys}

This was just too cute not to post.

Published on May 11, 2005 By Nebraskawoman In Humor

Men are like....

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Comments (Page 1)

Manopeace

on May 11, 2005

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MasonM

on May 11, 2005

Hey!!! I resemble those remarks!

Manopeace

on May 11, 2005

Hey Mason... how long would it take you to get to Nebraska?

MasonM

on May 11, 2005

Hey Mason... how long would it take you to get to Nebraska?

Well, lessee. Between an inability to drive, being broke, and a very slow walking pace, a couple years maybe?

Manopeace

on May 11, 2005

OK... lets meet at a starbucks there and plan our revenge...say...June 17th 2009???

MasonM

on May 11, 2005

Sounds like a plan

Manopeace

on May 11, 2005

Moderateman

on May 11, 2005

let me in on this fellas I can bleed all over her wounds, that will teach her.

Zoologist03

on May 11, 2005

Heh...I'm like the complete opposite of this...except for #11...I guess that's universal.

~Zoo

island_gurl12

on May 11, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Excellent article, am forwarding it to as many people as i know, thanks for the laugh Nebraskawoman!

Manopeace

on May 12, 2005

let me in on this fellas I can bleed all over her wounds, that will teach her.

remember the date!
June 17th, 2009

Dr Guy

on May 12, 2005

Women! Cant live with them, cant live without them!

{Balls! Said the Queen, if I had to, I would be King! The king Laughed. He had to.}

Nebraskawoman

on May 12, 2005

Reply By: MasonM

Reply By: Manopeace

Reply By: Moderateman

ok, June 17th, 2009 How about you get up here and I'll make you dinner to apologize. I just couldn't resist posting this though. It was just too cute.

Reply By: Zoologist03Posted: Wednesday, May 11, 2005Heh...I'm like the complete opposite of this...except for #11...I guess that's universal. ~Zoo

There are a few exceptions.

Reply By: island_gurl12Posted: Wednesday, May 11, 2005HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Excellent article, am forwarding it to as many people as i know, thanks for the laugh Nebraskawoman!

You are very welcome.

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, May 12, 2005Women! Cant live with them, cant live without them!

Men can't live with them, can't legally shoot them.

Dr Guy

on May 12, 2005

Men can't live with them, can't legally shoot them.

We just had 2 that tried. They suceeded, but then they were tried, and they were convicted.

Nebraskawoman

on May 12, 2005

That's why I said Can't legally shoot them. Smothering works well enough though.

Just kidding.

We just had 2 that tried. They suceeded, but then they were tried, and they were convicted.

I'm glad they were convicted if they did it without being in physical danger. They deserve to be in jail. I joke about it but that's all it ever is, A JOKE.

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