Men are like....{sorry guys}

This was just too cute not to post.

Published on May 11, 2005 By Nebraskawoman In Humor

Men are like....

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Comments (Page 2)

Dr Guy

on May 12, 2005

I'm glad they were convicted if they did it without being in physical danger. They deserve to be in jail. I joke about it but that's all it ever is, A JOKE.

One came from Houston, and killed her ex to get the Kids (Piper Roundtree). The other (donna Blanton) had gambling debts and killed her husband (of 6 months) for the insurance money.

Both got Life (25 years). Double standards of men and women killing spouses?

Nebraskawoman

on May 12, 2005

One came from Houston, and killed her ex to get the Kids (Piper Roundtree). The other (donna Blanton) had gambling debts and killed her husband (of 6 months) for the insurance money.
Both got Life (25 years). Double standards of men and women killing spouses?

It does seem like it sometimes.

foreverserenity

on May 12, 2005

Funny Nebraska!

June 17, 2009, OK guys, that's it, JoeUserthon meet and greet day!

Dr Guy

on May 12, 2005

It does seem like it sometimes.

While I see a classic double standard as at least one was totally premeditated (Piper) and the other had strong indications of being premeditated, I think the jury just did not see them as a big threat like perhaps an abusive murdering husband would have been.

I guess what I am saying is that altho I see a double standard, I can live with it. Neither of these ladies (term used lightly) are Mouranos.

Nebraskawoman

on May 12, 2005

Funny Nebraska!

June 17, 2009, OK guys, that's it, JoeUserthon meet and greet day!

Glad you like, FS. Ok, See ya all then.

{Hey what do ya think Brad would do if we all showed up for a picnic outside the Stardock offices?

}

Nebraskawoman

on May 12, 2005

WHat choice do you have other than to just live with it.

Dr Guy

on May 12, 2005

WHat choice do you have other than to just live with it.

I meant it was not going to become a cause celebre' of mine. Of course I am going to live with it. Besides, I have been to the Women's max security prison (when I worked at DOC) and they are not going to have it easy (both are not what you would call 'tough' women).

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