HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK -
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> When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
> everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the shit out of her"...
> You need to pray at work.
>
> When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and
> you think, "what the f..k do they want now?"..... You need to pray at
> work.
>
> When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
> "which one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?"..... You need
> to pray at work.
>
> When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person
> comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to throw a
> stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.
>
> When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
> crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this bitch want now?" and you
> try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.
>
> When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the
> first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my
> ass!!".... You need to pray at work.
>
> When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood
> for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor,
> and you say "that lazy bastard"...... You need to pray at work.
>
> When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
> paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
> think, "sorry ass M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.
>
> If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping,
> or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray
> at work.
>
> If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
> because you know it's going to lead to their life story ........ You
> need to pray at work.
>
> LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS.