A friend sent me this joke a while back and I thought it was great. Hope none of the gals from Texas or Florida take offense though.
NEBRASKA WOMEN
One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Nebraska.
They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their
wives.
The guy from Texas began by saying "I told my wife clearly that from now
on she would have to do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I
told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third
day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful
dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."
Then the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her,
that from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all
of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I
saw nothing. But the third day, when I came home, the whole house was
spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."
The fellow from Nebraska was married to a woman who had grown up in
Nebraska all her life. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out
his chest and said. "I gave my wife a stern look and told her,
That from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house
cleaning.
Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing.
But by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
Gotta Love them Nebraska Women!