I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning...to the end. He noted that first came her date of birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years. (1934-1998) For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth... And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how m...

The REAL Story After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a re...

The REAL Story After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a re...

Hi everyone. Hope everything is going well for y'all. Not much going on here in Nebraska. Same ole shit different day. Still job hunting. Not much to pick from around here. I went to my daughters tball practice last night. (Sorry, probably going to start ranting now.) It was ridiculous. I'm starting to regret not volunteering to coach. I had thought about it then decided that I wouldn't have time. (Now, I have nothing but time. Go figure.) Anyway, I don't understand these coaches. We have s...

Well, I suppose I better introduce myself. I'm a 25 year old, mother of three from a small town in Nebraska. I'm currently job hunting because I lost my job when the call center I worked in closed. I have an Associate's of Science degree. I am just one semester short of my bachelor's degree in zoology but that has been put on hold for now. My husband is a warehouse foreman for a local bean elevator and wishes he could find something that would allow him to advance further than his current job...