I just wanted to put it on here because I'm so excited about it. I just found out yesterday that I got the job as a corrections officer in the county jail. I start on Monday morning. YAY!!! lol, I was starting to think that I would never get hired on somewhere.

This Spongebob thing is out of hand. Here is the link to the Focus on the Family website that started this whole mess. Focus on the Family Here is the link to the website who made the video that caused the whole ruckus with the Focus on the Family people. We are Family The only mention of homosexuality that the We are Family Foundation is even closed to being linked to is this website that they promote Tolerance. org Tolerance.org What do you guys think of this whole mess? I thin...

What's your opinion on this? I thought it was a little extreme to go with permenant tatoos. What's he going to do later on in life? He is going to be advertising companies that dont exist when he is 60. Unless he spends alot of money on getting them removed. N.Y. Man to Use Tattoos As Advertisements January 29, 2005 8:14 AM EST NEW YORK - Old school: The body is a temple. The Next Big Thing, according to 31-year-old Joe Tamargo: The body is a billboard. Tamargo, who runs a Web site Livin...

Man, she must have really wanted those pork chops. Two Boys Stabbed In Pork Chop Dispute ">Link "

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

I recieved this from a friend and after looking at a few posting here and there I realized that there are some people that are rather tolerant of others and others that need a new perspective on the world. To a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following. There would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south 8 Africans 52 females 48 males 70 non-white 30 wh...

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man,...

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man,...

Sent by a friend - and I believe it. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. ...

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever... and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face The boy grabbed her arm and said.... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you wal...

This is awesome! We all should think like this. Today is no special day and I have no particular reason for writing to you... I have no news to tell you.... nor any problems to discuss with you.... or gossip to tell you... It's only one of those happy moments... when I thought of you... and I would like to share these thoughts with you... MANY SMILES BEGIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER SMILE... Always have good self esteem... Take care of your friends...

I'm sick and tired. Literally sick ( or at least it seems like i'm getting sick) and tired. I've had a headache that just wont go away. I've been at home with the kids everyday with no break for quite a while. The only break I've gotten away from everything was a couple hours on New Years eve. All I could wish for right now would be a nice little weekend trip like I took last March with my girlfriends. We went to Denver for a girls only weekend. We went to the Grizzly Rose, we went shopping a...

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. American Airlines...

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. American Airlines...

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK - > > When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to > everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the shit out of her"... > You need to pray at work. > > When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and > you think, "what the f..k do they want now?"..... You need to pray at > work. > > When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, > "which one of you sons of bitches t...